Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Time Travel

Yes... time travel -- this is a skill I need to acquire... now.  The next two weeks are going to be frantic, crazy, impossible weeks as I rush to publish 10 novels and 2 essay compilation books for my students, while maintaining a teaching schedule of 7 classes a week, tutoring, driving, theater rehearsals, meal prep, basic laundry necessities (at least clean underwear - for God's sake) + all the sundry activities involved in homeschooling my two kiddos.  HELP!  No, I mean it.... help.  Time travel is the only help that would be effective.  Nobody can really do all of these things for me (though child care would come in awfully handy), so the only way I think I can accomplish everything is if I finish today and then through the magic of time travel, manage to go back and get a repeat of the day "Groundhog Day"-style. Or no, let's choose a different movie/literary analogy -- how about a Time Turner.  Yes, that would do it.  The only other option I can think of is cloning.  If I clone 3 or 4 of myself, I might have a chance.

Of course, to handle the stress, I'm forced to resort to the only thing that really can relax me...
I have no idea how that Berroco Sox yarn managed to jump on those needles.  Really... I'm not procrastinating... I have a plan --- time travel!  Seriously - how do you think I managed to write this blog post???  ...perhaps I know more than I let on :)

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