article on successful female bloggers crossed my screen and apparently these ladies are making out like bandits with all-expense paid tours of Hawaii, computer and photography equipment, and apparently enough free kitchen gadgets to open their own restaurants.
Well.... I've decided I want in on this action. I'm a lousy photographer, I have a computer and at the moment have no interest in any gadget that will require me to spend more than 5 minutes on a meal standing in front of the microwave. What can I say -- I'm busy -- read my last post.
But this Hawaii gig? -- I'm all over that. If any luxury, beachfront resort out there would like to sponsor a trip for me and my family to Hawaii -- let me just say now for the record -- I will write you a super-rockin' review! For my homeschooling friends I'll cover all the amazing educational opportunities such a trip would provide. For my knitting readers, I'll wax poetic on the glories of knitting on the beach -- and never even whisper a hint about the difficulties of the sand + wool mix. Let me see, who else reads this blog -- ah, for my Facebook/Twitter followers -- I promise to rhapsodize at length on the glorious luxury of this 5 star Hawaiian resort and I'm sure a stress-relieving (all expense paid) day (or 4) at your spa will inspire pages of compliments and the highest of recommendations. Yes -- I vow to advertise for you (and your 5 star resort -- or heck, I'd even settle for 3 or 4 star joint) like never before. Just set me on that plane.
So, if any of you kindly readers have connections to such things -- hook me up! :)
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Of course, to handle the stress, I'm forced to resort to the only thing that really can relax me...